men aka boys actually was sent to earth partially, some from Planet Loser some from Planet Annoying which now changed to Planet Suckers and little sum from Planet So-so and a little few came from no where...
they came to the earth,with the thought that they are the ladies' one and only symbol of love,sex and attractions.believe me if there is other options,guys or men will be the only species in the world making love to trees hehe...(no offense..to the trees i mean)
Men came to the earth from all the planets mentioned above with arrogant and cocky faces with the thoughts that ladies should be thankful that we existed...to save your life!! (yes...from peace n harmony heh)
its killing but true that ladies can't resist them, with 1 eyes close we swallow their stupidity and their insensitivity and their childish-dumb manner.
Men is the only creature that loves to play dumb.either they are aware and just acting dumb or they are just ..plain dumb.but sometimes i realized from all the guys dat had come and go into my life for the past 2 years (after i broke up)they are actually the confused one.or maybe they are just colour blind.sometimes its green sometimes its red...playing this crazy cards they still have the guts to shout to the world that women is complicated!
playing it cool (their official theme) making them the most insensitive and again..dumb!men aka boys have the "ability" to think ONLY bout tomorrow or maybe till tonite.yes when we talk about next week or next year (planning ahead) they will be looking at us as if we are speaking some kind of alien language or like we are the pokemons (pika pika pika...) maybe that is what is in their mind.over this situation they started to make believe that women is paranoid (for thinking ahead) and over dramatic (for screaming at them for being stupid of not thinking ahead)
playing cool and playing dumb is their favourite sports.Another one thing about them is..they so in love with themselves until making me feel that they just supposed to have sex with themselves.their favourite topic of conversation is:Me...i met someone who just cnt get enough of himself,his life, his interest,his life,his interest....yes brother you are like Gundi to me.yes your stories inspires me.tell me more!more!more!....he is the first person to make me realized that i have a hidden talent of yawning with my mouth close. Didnt he realized that my eyes have turned red over sleepy!what you think i was high on weed! To think again being high on weed is so much funner than listening to his "entertaining and very fun" stories.
Lets call him Mcchicken.Mcchicken adores cars.yes...cars turn him on.from engine to whatever to i-don-know what hell and everything about cars just driving him crazy.we were on our way to someplace that took about 2 hours to reach!!Mcchicken being so noble gave me free lessons and educate me about cars until i believed that i deserved a certificate majoring in Cars. While listening to him i felt like screaming and run away while pulling my hair and pray that UFO came over and kidnapped me away from him!
Mcchicken keep on pressing on how he loves to buy ONLY high quality stuff for himself.So,for the rest of his life,he prefers to wait and push aside his desire of owning the thing until the good one is available in the market.He said he doesnt mind spending as much as he can as long as the thing satisfy him.its a good thing but the way he said it with his proud face making me feel like punching him.he said he wants to buy a new handphone to replace his old one.so i told him what to get and he started to bragged about this upcoming nokia that cost alot but its like the coolest la konon and same goes with his plan of buying a new car.
Annoyed i started thinking..the rest of your life you only bought the best of the best stuff for your usage.but why the hell that made you buy one old ugly cheap motorola handphone that only primary school kid (which he is using rite now) will used and why the hell back then you drove a Proton Tiara!!i feel like scratching his scalp until i can feel his brain at that moment..
Yes we arrived at the place with me high over nothing.And the most important is...rite after i got back i deleted his name from my phonebook.but thanks Mcchicken for the free knowledge and of course..the free ride!!(thanks for the dumbness)
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